Please Jezebel and related sites, please please stop shoving these ads down my throat. If your big data is really working, you would know how horrible these ads make me feel

wtf is empire and why does everything lead back to its content? i guess this is a rhetorical question...

Wizard Ex Machina!!

mthrfckr signed for her while mansplaining that their card doesn’t include a picture because she makes him look fat.

Housewives House Swap - Summer Edition

Teen Savages Save the World!

Can we write opinion letters to put in HIS permanent file?

This explains a lot (fyi Amazon has been great) as I’ve had 2 packages go missing while receiving delivery notices. I then received this note (reported it to my landlord but don’t know what else to do):

I love this guy. ALL THE FEELS.

i felt exactly the same way!

Anyone sexy enough and awesome enough to bag THE GODDESS BONET is a sexy mthrfckr. Also, BEAR HUGS.

Bat-shit crazy. Those men don’t own me and I don’t believe they have any power over any of us.

Who says we’re shocked? NO WOMEN ARE SHOCKED BY THE BEHAVIOR, WE’RE SHOCKED THAT MEN ARE ACTUALLY FINALLY LISTENING BECAUSE WE HAVE BANDED TOGETHER AS A MOB.

I am a huge fan of Mr. Thomas, Morehouse is in great hands

Who hides drugs inside their nipples??????

Ouch ouch ouch. For those of us who saw it when it came out (and then rewatched it on VHS every month for decades like a humanitarian lullaby)... ouch.

I’m just confused as to why this article from 2012 came up at the top of my feed...

half the women on the UES have those same cheeks

She wants a brainless show, but she asked a braniac on as a guest. So cutting him off no matter what makes her and her producers look less-than-brainy... I can’t listen to her voice, so I can only comment on the optics and the transcript, but he was thoughtful an she was two-stepping.

I’m scared of them, they look hollow