i do too, like HOW intense is she? are they exaggerating or what? i need proof.

I’m pretty sure his mother hugged her sweet little boy and said, “there, there my precious snowflake...those mean old artsy people won’t yell at my special baby anymore. They’re just jealous you’re my handsome little guy and all the girls want your attention.”

This makes me SO ANGRY. What with the the plugging in and the phone ringing and all this business. When you enter a theater, you are signing a social contract. That contract says you sit there and be quiet and in exchange you are entertained.

After Nick’s mother apologized,

Thank you! Girl, you’re totally invited to CrAfT nIgHt!

HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.

I followed up with the rep for a comment on that. No word yet

Excuse you, some of us call it Whole Paycheque. :)

They have been really shitty about unions as well and their whole Conscious Capitalism thing is dressed up free market nonsense.

Dear anonymous giftgiver,

I just can’t picture this sort of thing ever happening at a gay wedding for some reason.

NBC has a multicolored logo? How sad that all of you noticed that. I wouldn’t know, of course, since I don’t see color. <preens>

I mean she literally made a quarter of a million dollars with her abstinence-only speeches. So yeah, dollar signs seem appropriate. She has a lot of dollars.

I’m basing my support for them on the fact that he says they could have called him. Therein lies the hallmark of every narcissist father. If you’re the parent, you’re the one who picks up the phone, you’re the one who visits, you’re the one who is there.

Here’s the thing about being the child of a parent who abandons you, and then subsequently the child of a loving stepparent: IT’S NOT THE KID’S FAULT THAT YOU LEFT AND SOMEONE ELSE WANTED TO LOVE THEM. My own mother is super bitter about the acknowledgment my stepmother gets on Mother’s Day, but you know what? If you…

The spending on wedding receptions/parties certainly will, if my experience with New Year’s Eve parties, gay vs. straight, is any guide. None of this, “Just show up, it doesn’t matter what you wear, we just really want to see you, no, really don’t bring anything, it’s going to be completely casual” bullshit at the gay…

See, my first thought was “why would gay people want in on this?" But I think, on average, the class of weddings in the US will go up now that gay couples can get married.

But there’s no picture! I can’t read through all the gay marriage feelings I am having!

Oh funny you should ask...