It’s so ‘shopped! Her left palm looks like a plastic spoon with fingers. (Still love it though! 😹)

Now I’m afraid to scroll further. Yay these kids! (I’m an old now, so I guess I can say that.) Whoo hoo! Yes - send them money, pay for some of their tuition or books! Help them stay in college. Let’s celebrate their awesomeness! Signing out, ‘cause I don’t need poo-pooers in my life right now.

That must have been horrific. I commend your seeming calmness and hope your pup is okay.

I’m in! Will watch it in a couple of weeks (post-finals). Thanks!

Okay - so I wanted to watch this when it came out, but heard it was only meh. It’s your favourite? I need to see this?

I’m the only white person that owns and lives on the street, but I don’t see colour. Uh huh.

Loved how they called Drumpf the idiot in Washington. (Can’t remember the exact wording, but that sums it up.)

Ivanka: If I separate my soul from my body, I’ll survive this. Do not catch fire. Do not catch fire.

Am I Celine Dion’s biggest fan? No. But goddamn - every time she speaks or has to do some interview, I fall in love just a little bit. She loves to joke around and laugh (even at herself) and it is so endearing.

Ricky Gervais continues to strongly speak out against this.
As well as the cuteness and dogs being pets here, I think it’s also how cruelly the killing occurs for this festival. But I could be wrong.

It was so bad, when we were on holiday, I told my partner: I’m gonna quit when we get back (no back up plan, no perspectives) and his response was, ‘Thank god.’

People without kids - Why don’t you have kids? Did you try?

Right? Like, I quit a job because my manager was fairly incompetent, really scattered, and just wanted to talk about dating. I can’t imagine sticking it out to work with Drumpf. I mean, I hated going in every day and was stressed and frustrated and full of rage. How the hell can these people manage this level of…

No, for real. 1. That swimsuit is NOT flattering. 2. It is not practical for fecking around on a boat. Sunbathing would be okay I guess, but it’s still fugly.

We zipped over to Vegas for my bday, and had planned a dinner at Giada’s restaurant. I was called to confirm the reservation and told we would have to give a CC because they have a $150 minimum that you have to spend. (I had never heard of this before - is it really a thing?) Anyway, with drinks we probably would have…

Jesus Christ. What a horrific story. I am so sorry that you & your family had to go through that. Death sucks already, but no one. No one. Should ever be in that situation.

I’ve had a couple of D&Cs. I’ve never felt like doing anything other than lying around with a hot water bottle and mounds of pain relievers. I, therefore, call bullshit.

Would totally see your version.

I had to stop reading after the lemonade stand story. She doesn’t even realize that her father’s (probably underpaid) employees used their own hard earned money to humour her. Whaaa! It was so hard for me to have everything, when all I wanted was a street to sell lemonade that the staff made for me to sell! I know…

Yup! Yoda 20-30 mins before SO comes home, Yoda waits by the front door. And if he comes home early, kitty hears the car lock, hops off my lap, or wherever he’s sleeping so that he can be the first thing SO sees.