Do you *really* have to drive later? I say: Keep drinking and take a taxi!*

Ben & Jerry’s : I dough! I dough!

Hey - everyone who gives a shit about what she does with her eggs: Mind your own f’ing business. The end.

I’m going to see whatever movie Rose is in next. Awesome people deserve to be supported.

Totally stealing this because it is AMAZEBALLS! (It made me laugh out loud.)

It counts if it's resting in my folds of fat, right?

Isn’t this exactly what a teacher should have done? You know, help prevent bullying, encourage inclusivity, be supportive, etc. in a non-confrontational way that encourages a discourse for the kids?

Thanks for writing this. Sometimes it’s hard to manage multiple roles, and being in an immediate relationship with someone who is sick makes the lines even blurrier, because it’s not really about you, but it often feels like it.

I feel like, if you are on Real Housewives of anything, you should be prepared to go to jail. In fact, I suspect that’s how the IRS and police do research: suffering through season after season. (Is this show still on t.v.?)

Columbo would have busted her via the hairdresser. Just sayin’ is all.

Last story got me teary. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It would be nice if they made enough changes that I didn’t feel like such a shit buying their stuff. I mean, there are so many great basics, but then you hate yourself for even considering going in.

I love the yarn one! The rest just aren’t to my taste.

I would have thought the school would be delighted that she chose not to wear devilish whore-shoes. You know, what with how tempting they would be for the sex-making, and sinning.

#3 makes me uncomfortable, so I guess you win #2 too? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m on a G.D. peach mission now. And then I’m going to find one that looks like my cooch. I already feel like a champ. SUMMER!!!

How have I never heard of this woman? If the rest of her work is like this small sampling, I’m disgusted by my lack of knowledge.

That’s exactly what I was thinking. Trying to add up the number of transvaginal ultrasounds = too many (I’m not kidding here, dozens). Number of times there’s been anything close to stimulation done, or even talked about = 0.

I feel like the Prez is still the boss of all the money, no?

Would people vote for someone to manage a country’s finances successfully, if they haven’t shown perceived evidence of managing their own?