That video gets all the stars.

I’m gonna co-sign ChaiCoffee’s.

I think you should talk to the bartender directly. Ideally before it gets busy in the bar. Just be serious, direct, and do it cleanly. If you have the conversation outside of a social evening, he can’t misunderstand it as part of the joke. If he doesn’t stop - take it to his manager.

For the record, he should totally…

What’s the deadline on this?

I hear that noise, and I it’s been 10 years for me.

Thank you.

I hate Woody Allen.

Every time I pass A&F, I hurry along because it smells worse than a ‘whorehouse in summer’ to quote my mother. Maybe if they fixed that, people with a sense of smell could manage going in there.

Her backup dancers/singers are clearly like: ‘What the F am I doing? Oh yeah - rent.’

I wish Pedro had more of a beard in this, or at least stubble.

Holy Jeebus, but that is ridiculous.

I was also wondering how the Sam Hell his hair grew so long, so fast, and was trying examine the pics to tell if he got AN EXTENSION RAT TAIL! (Sorry, I just shocked myself there.)

I’m not into dogs, but I love this dog’s face! We’re already maxed-out for pets in our apartment, but day-amn, I would totally adopt her!

I want to go where those fries are.

Yeah, I say that about my husband, too. But now that we live in different countries, I kinda miss him. :o(

Thank you for making this story exciting! I'm glad I scrolled. Now excuse while I get some popcorn, and pray that Fox doesn't bury that part.

Jesus. I'm going to sue you for the years of nightmares that picture is going to give me. *shudders*

I feel like the only thing that could make this worse is long-stemmed red roses. I didn't watch the video though, so I could be wrong.

Isn't that one of those free Budweiser bikinis that come with a case of beer?

Is anybody else confused that cops got suspended over this, but don't get suspended over things like rape or murder? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯