Only one.

I think it's an appropriate time to pull out 'adorkable!'

Perfectly executed then. And now it's even extra more awesome.

I suspect you're not a very nice person.

Thank you for posting this. You deserve a Good Samaritan award, because you just made today 1000x better.

Yeah, we never water our lawn in Vancouver, either. Plants, yes. Lawn? Um. isn't it supposed to just go brown so you don't have to water it, and cut it every other day?

Yeah, we never water our lawn in Vancouver, either. Plants, yes. Lawn? Um. isn't it supposed to just go brown so you don't have to water it, and cut it every other day?

Yeah, we never water our lawn in Vancouver, either. Plants, yes. Lawn? Um. isn't it supposed to just go brown so you don't have to water it, and cut it every other day?

Yeah, we never water our lawn in Vancouver, either. Plants, yes. Lawn? Um. isn't it supposed to just go brown so you don't have to water it, and cut it every other day?

I am 100% the most HM customer; I have celiac, am vegetarian, and don't eat mushrooms. But I would never behave like any of the people in these stories. Being so HM, I get that sometimes I'm just getting a salad with lemon, and that's the way it goes. I think these customers are batshit crazy. Oh, and idiots.

This could be the saddest story ever.