Yes Peppa Pig muthafucka all day. Now that's a not particularly annoying kids' show.

How about no. Yes they have some cool guests, but at the end of the day it is five grown adults in lame costumes doing annoying cutesy voices. That Banana song is pretty tight though.

Are you kidding me with these? I haven't see all of these, but Sesame Street is now just as shrill and awful as most pre-K offerings, thanks largely to Elmo and other new characters like Abby Cadaby, an attitude that kids now know better than adults, and utter shit like Flying Fairy School. It used to be fine and then…

I loved this when I saw it as a teenager, watched it again recently and it still holds up but for one thing. The score is hella cheesy. The music was apparently done by The Police's Stewart Copeland, and it's that soft focus piano shit that was all the rage in the mid-90s (cf. Forrest Gump, Shawshank Redemption). It…

Garvey - Goodbye Horses.

Or Cry for Help. Bit chintzy, but it holds up.

Surely it's "Panamaniac". Otherwise what are we all even doing here?

Now, I never said I didn't like basic pop, and certainly agree re: Cheap Trick.

Sorry, Darwin's Fox. They're out and out boring. And bad. And all the worse for being boring and bad rather than an epic, balls-to-the-wall orgy of bad. I can't think of anything that less merits being called essential. Maybe a Mork and Mindy box set on Betamax?

If you like the taste of hobo balls and having nine callers ahead of you in the queue. If you like having male pattern baldness and a Mac book. If you like sitting in Starbucks drinking the terrible coffee and monopolising a table for hours using the free wi-fi, premature ejaculation and listening to what is…