They should’ve made Alex a guy this go-around. Would Beth know about him swinging both ways? I say write her as aware but give her some biphobia. There’s something we haven’t seen before.

IMx, the internet tells me.  How’s that pronounced?

What does the R&B group Immature go by these days?

A “deposit” not unlike what a dog leaves on the carpet.

I want to have his babies.

The Fan continues to get no respect. So much truth in that movie. I watch it every year around opening day. Think I’ll put it in tonight.

My dudebro calls Everybody Wants Some “that baseball movie you like” and I’m cool with that. I really do like it a whole lot.

Mr. Baseball is good! The romantic subplot is a bore but the baseball stuff is gold, Jerry, gold.

The Naked Gun is the best baseball movie ever.

This.  If ice cream doesn’t meet the standards, then it’s “frozen dairy dessert.”

The movie is not a cult or any other kind of classic.

Auntie Ava like Aunt Jemima?

He should’ve considered the woman’s pro-choice views before inserting his penis into her vagina.

Lots of people saw Green Book.

The Oscar show didn’t exist until 1988, according to this list.

I just gave Stuck on You a rewatch. It’s still funny!

Her unCherest character isn’t from Silkwood?

How old does a franchise have to be to be “long-running”?

For the life of me, I don’t understand the accolades for EEAAO. It was fine for a brainless action film, but best picture? Really? I’m just glad I didn’t pay to see it.

This is not true. Movie reviews shouldn’t be dishonest.