re: hoogie.  IKR? 

I moved back to NJ in 2004 and the touchpads were there.  

Bodegas have cats because of rodent problems. 

I remember Miss Piggy as a guest judge on Project Runway.  I wish I didn’t.

I went to that Gotti movie. It was a yawnfest but Travolta’s real hair made it worth seeing.

Right? The pleasantest surprise for me was Upgrade, a nifty little sci-fi action thingy from Blumhouse I would never have given a look otherwise.

Wonderstruck was another. I knew the deaf girl in A Quiet Place before all y’all.

Towards the end you had to be near the theater to book the ticket, so after verifying the showtime I’d hop on the subway to the theater. Two trains later, I’m there but the showtime has disappeared from the app. Fuckers. 

Yep. The first time teen usher me witnessed this was an unattended matinee of Harlem Nights. Reasoning was, someone could show up late.

They just didn’t charge enough. I would’ve paid $50/mo, more if I could use it more than once a day. 

True.

That scene with Vanity and the teddy bear, yikes. 

There we go. What dafug. 

The number of westerns starring Tim Holt can be counted.

And there’s Tim Holt at the beginning again!

The hell? I wrote “Pretty sure the number of westerns Tim Holt starred in can be counted” but it posted as “Tim Holt Pretty sure the number of westerns starred in can be counted.”  Fucking Kinja. 

Pretty sure the number of westerns Tim Holt starred in can be counted.

I hate that so much.  And also that customers are “guests” - fuck you, we’re custies or patrons. 

Is Moneyball before or after his boner, do you think? Because that’s a most excellent adaptation and should’ve won the Oscar for its screenplay.

I looked it up, and my memory is faulty. She witnesses a woman giving head.

I first saw All That Jazz just a few years ago and immediately wondered where it had been all my life. What a movie.