Missouri is “the south”? 

I remember when he was the worst worse, when he casually spoiled a major plot point of Manchester By the Sea. Five years ago!

I did too! 

Once at that age I accidently said “jigaboo” instead of “gigolo.”  I was instantly mortified and had that faux pas been recorded my present non-existent political/acting career would be kaput. 

My reaction?  “Whatev.” 

Last time I played a game of Clue it was Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory with the wrench.  Why do I remember that?  It’s been like a year. 

Does the baby’s ear problem stem from being conceived in incest? 

My school certainly didn’t. 

Totally.

“Have a great weekend”? Why do you hate the troops? 

I don’t much appreciate foreigners taking potshots at our President, no matter how much they’re warranted. 

In court they are.

Mare should’ve arrested Lori there in Lori’s car for obstruction of justice. 

How convenient all the characters are Catholics who go to the same church.

It’s so goddam annoying. 

Hard to believe it’s been twenty years. 

There is no reason to treat a FA like shit, none. 

My last flight was six hours over the Atlantic.  What else is there to do? 

A cherry limeade sounds good.  What a waste. 

Yeah the public school I went to had a “no bare shoulders” rule that applied to girls *and* boys. (Also, no half-shirts for either gender.)