Your childhood friend is hot! After seeing the movie I went to IMDb to see who that handsome man was and what else can I see him in.

I say to my lady friend Happy Birthday to President Obama because hers is the same day. 

It’s a quip from Ted Cruz so of course it’s stupid and nonsensical. Unless jail cells are not segregated by gender in Texas.

Latinos. Latinos make up the majority.

Twelve-year-old me saw it twice in the theater.  I did what I could. 

It'd be greater if everyone would stop littering. So much trash everywhere  

Word. 

That's crazy talk. There's the Wa, and there's everything else. 

Me too! I complained about something back in May asnd regular account here has been grey ever since.

Still can use a copy edit. “Louise and Mr. Fischoeder and Louise”

I did that a lot on my youth but these days drinking alcohol leads to peeing every twenty minutes.

“Folded like a wet rag”? What the hell kind of simile is that? Can a wet rag fold a different way than a dry one?

“Christain”

When's it gonna play Philly?

Also, *fazed