BRUCE WILLY IS MY SHIT! 

Yeah, but nobody really gives a fuck about writing about us.

Will Smith blew up the awards ceremony for the recognition of the greatest work for Questlove, for Jessica Chastain, and for every other actor/producer who excelled and networked in their industry for years. Their families, allies, and business partners all cleaned up and showed up to see Will Smith act like a drunken…

He would have been better served if they had hauled him out of there. His acceptance speech was so offensive. Acting like women are so fragile that they need a man to step in and save them? How is reducing your wife to a helpless child an act of chivalry?

I like Elden Ring for the most part but I think Bloodborne is the much better game. It’s nowhere near as big as ER so it has less bloat. For me, Elden Ring takes a major dip in quality during the endgame. I also think the boss design (outside of a couple of fights) is better in Bloodborne. I would also play Bloodborne…

Just because something isn’t universally liked doesn’t mean it was a mistake. Would as many or more people have liked BotW without the weapon break mechanic? I dunno,

Yeah. Sure. I agree that she has the right to be offended. And she had every right to call him out on it in a more respectful manner. But she should also acknowledge that she perhaps shouldn’t have made light of it and said it doesn’t bother her all over social media as well instead of lying about how much it affects…

I mean, I've said it's a bad joke that I'm sure she'll get to make lots of Red Table by Facebook money off of. It's the trade-off for purposefully maintaining a very public life.

Bloodborne is such a vibe. It’s like linear gothic elden ring with cosmic horror enemies.

I think if you're at an awards show, you're already beyond "just living". That was my only point. Celebs being like "Money and adoration only. Thank you."

this was my first fromsoft game, I played it for 110 hours and finished it! I got every achievement except the multiple endings. and now I look forward to never touching this nightmare of a game again. 

This was my first Souls Game and I definitely enjoyed my time with it. I was entering the Capital when 1.03 hit and held off on the patch until I conquered my first playthrough (because fuck you, that’s why) I’m currently going through NG+ and catching up on podcasts while mindlessly living on the Farming Hill sending…

It’s the same criticism I had of St Vincent in her last publicity tour, but I don’t understand celebrities who mine their personal shit for publicity, but then also get offended that people talk about it. Don’t want people to ask about your dad? Don’t promote an album about your dad that you’re selling for profit.…

If you watch that back and forth where Will Smith is uncontrollably screaming and swearing- you can almost see the wheels turning in Chris Rock’s mind. At first he says, “It was a “GI Jane” joke!” Then it looks like he was going to say something else and thought better of it. Then Smith yells at him again and Rock…

that happened after he said “shit”, chronology people.

Sure, you can take it anywhere, but that doesn’t mean it will be good, or feel like the same series. Look at all of the times someone has attempted to prequel or sequel a beloved series that was already finished, and it was a disaster.

Where do you take a series that already has a beginning (SS), middle messy part (OoT timeline split), and end (BotW1/2)?

That section in Castle Morne is where the Soulsborne genre feels most archaic. The practical solution is to do what we’ve been doing in MMOs for decades: take out your bow or whatever range attack, and leash a target, to take them down one-by-one. It’s so very game-y for 2022.

we make cinematic games we want people to keep calling masterpieces, we’re the fancy high brow art one—the pourover coffee to Microsoft’s drip and pod brew machines.