Because Mike knows how to win

Oil is harmful to condors, just like Jared Fogle is harmful to miners.

Still better than UTEP’s new mascot.

You are the Pheidippides of our time.

I’ll never miss an opportunity to post the Ypsilanti, MI penis tower.

Would have been better if you said, “men will debate whether section G exists.”

I wouldn’t call them overalls as much as I’d call them around-somes.

For what it’s worth, these douchebros made a sign that sounds like they want to call the father’s “Daddy,” not that they want the daughters to call them Daddy.

Maybe he just likes Alice in chains.

“Coach, I can’t practice today, I have strep. I am seriously I-L-L!!...”

I don’t know how good of a fit Cubit will be. After this Beckman fiasco, you would think Illinois would go for someone who is more square.

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

I heard Wilson made $100,000 from home using Google.

I didn’t think I would ever grow to hate Russel Wilson, but now that he has revealed himself to be a human spam-bot, he’s made me reconsider.

So my conscience won’t let me eat at Jimmy John’s (not that I ever really did) and now Subway’s off the list, too. What next, a Potbelly’s scandal?

Clothing

remembers when DUAN was more than just a college radio station

“we found that fully 20% of identifiable ESPN signups came from women.”

I am a good Christian man