It’s Boston. I think you mean it would be like putting 10 pounds of shit into 5 pounds of shit.

Atta boy, Mahty!

“The best part of Baltimore? Trenton NJ.”

I’m not a huge Bill Simmons fan, but a network that fires him, desperately tries to retain Colin Cowherd and gears up to throw millions of dollars at Skip Bayless is a network which long ago fucked up its priorities.

You know, I think someone has to be first. I’m not saying Caitlyn Jenner is the first transgendered athlete or famous person or anything. But she’s been just about the most visible. She herself has acknowledged her privilege, and she is using it for good. I think she is doing a lot of positive stuff in terms of…

The last time I saw such shitty range Jeter was still playing.

I like how African leaders often accuse calls for LGBT tolerance as “Western influence” interfering in African affairs, while simultaneously believing homosexuality a sin because of their deeply held Catholic values.

No one wants your godless popcorn depleting our precious bodily fluids.

“We’re going to celebrate his life, not the death and other issues.”

I met him & Kanye at a bar once. He’s shorter than I expected as well but still hot as fuck. In hindsight, they probably thought I was deranged. I giggled at almost everything they said, and those giggles were so high pitched, I don’t think they could hear ‘em.

Yeah, that's ok. Laying down on my bed he'd probably be tall enough.

I still would.

Picard is an aristocrat.

More like a Ferengi. Greedy and against the rights of women.

Nah, the Romulans were powerful and to be feared and respected. In other words, nothing like Ted Cruz. The Ferengi, on the other hand ...

He’s too dumb to be a Romulan.

It wasn’t enough to be wrong about everything on Earth, so Ted Cruz dragged the Federation into it.

He’s on the record as saying nice things about Puerto Ricans, though. I even heard him say, “There’s no such thing as bad PR.”

Any woman familiar with a real Buffalo Bill knows the private location is at the bottom of the hole.

I’ll bet the “homo lobby” is very tastefully decorated