I just now see that you wrote this before I wrote something similar. You win.

He’s suffering from PTSD. Sure his hand was up to punch the blocks, but his head comes close every time. Plus the traumatic events of such a drawn out battle in #1 took their toll. The 3rd, as a play, is active therapy to help him recover from what he has gone through.

Does the report indicate if new shoes were involved in the costs? That always leads to spats.

“The second one wasn’t actually a dunk.” -Highlight truthers

I am wondering if the schools religiosity plays a role. I’m not saying that as a glib dismissal, but so many religious organizations have not spoken out about sexual abuse.

What to fire back: Step 1: Remove skin suit using back zipper. Step 2: Reveal to interlocutor that “you” are actually a stack of five wily jack o’lanterns with a duckling wearing a Richard Nixon mask standing on top. Step 3: Say, “I guess I’m not at all the kind of person you thought I was.”

Malk- A milk stout infused with Vitamin R

Hmmm... Deng Xiaoping died.

The “sweatshirt around the waist” look is only there to take our minds off this. Never forget his best fashion moment.

A ball shooting itself is the only way to keep Melo from shooting it.

Ira is a senior at Albert Einstein High School in East Janecliffe, a few miles outside of New Orleans. Ira is a great student. His favorite subject is British Literature, but his true passion is local politics. OPP and Billy never know what he’s talking about, but the three of them are best friends anyway, and have…

John Waters pities your poorly drawn-on mustache.

I’m actually happy to see such a fuck up by the NFL. I have personally had enough with the awfulness of the NFL (Concussion, Roger, domestic violence). It’s my hope that things like this that will help others see the league in as bad a light as I do.

I did not measure him. He looked shorter than me (I am 5’10”). The only time I’ve spoken to someone whose height I paid attention to was Deron Williams (met him at U of I). He’s listed as 6’3” and barely taller than me. I didn’t see Common and think to myself, “Wow, he’s shorter than listed online.”

Saw him once walking out of a hotel in Chicago. Shorter than I expected.

The blatant mixing of sports metaphors (three-hit game after shooting hoops in the gym then penalty box for eternity) is what really makes this article for me.

Ocean’s 11 Velociraptors

Is anyone here going to investifart why that awful Gawker piece got posted? Or will it be allowed to flounder and die on a Friday afternoon as the news cycle ends?

Not a huge fan of RHCP, but loved that they dressed as the Misfits in the video.

E) Cardinal-esque