OK, I feel like I have to stand up for Nationwide in this case. Nationwide has a children's hospital in Columbus that does cutting edge research on childhood safety issues. For example, did you see in the commercial that the dishwasher pods were littered under the sink? The injury researchers (headed by Dr. Gary…

I cannot wait to see this article in Shade Court on Friday on Jezebel.

I'm a Michigan alum and I support this line of reasoning. The team has sucked and it should be made fun of.

You could at least put in the effort to spell out its full name: Northwestern University.

I'm an alum. I saw the Chief perform at games while I was there. Now that I have met your criteria for having an opinion I say this: I'm glad U of I did away with the Chief. It's a free country.

Alum here. I was pro-Chief my whole time at U of I then for almost a decade after graduation. I repeated all the lines about "tradition" and "honor." While I was defending the Chief in this way I heard the Redskins using the same defense for their name. Well, I knew that their name was obviously racist and their…

AC Green >>>>>>> Tim Tebow.

Put on the glasses!

But Betty is a woman's name.

Badong? Bad wrong? Are you opposite of badong? Of all places to find such a reference.

2. Coldplay

Curse that sexy German music

Looks like he picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

The Cowboys would need a whole team of Michael Sams to create sufficient "distractions" to the everyday drama that is this team.

The editing of the video that results in the "yay...aww...yay...aww...yay...aww..." is too good.

Make a 'Wire' reference. Go ahead. You know you want to.

If he wins more than one Super Bowl he will really make a name for himself.

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The investigation found no new taxes.

Oh man! Our logic has been undercut! I guess we had all better stop talking, lest Kempatsu cuts us down again.