Jennifer Gray’s nose job made me sad.

People breaking into Best Buy and taking television=looting.

Found the guy who was holding a tiki torch in Charlottesville.

While i don’t give a crap about this story or your point of view, I have to compliment you on a fine burn.

Question: what is wrong with you? Followup question: what is wrong with you?

Horseshit like this is why people hate libertarians.

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Have you always been a piece of shit, or is it something you’ve worked towards?

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

My mom’s cousin is pretty high up in the army and also not concerned. Then again, he’s a Trump supporter, so grain of salt, but when he speaks of N Korea it’s pretty convincingly calming.

They won’t; they want war. They’re rattling sabers with those who’re willing to brandish them for publicity, i.e. Trump.

Girl, no. lol.

I just don’t even care about AHS anymore. Ryan Murphy is one of the worst people working in television right now, and i am extra sick of his constant shock-and-awe overly-gory crap. I didn’t even bother with more than 30 minutes of season 6, and i can’t really see myself tuning in for this one either.

This just in: Ryan Murphy confirms that the new season of American Horror story will be unfocused and overstuffed, and will also treat famous tragedies with the utmost sensitivity.

This is your daily reminder that Murphy did not write a word of People vs. OJ Simpson.

I’m sure they will treat all these recent horrible and complex tragedies with the respect and historical fidelity that they deserve. Edit- recent in that the survivors are still alive.

So, she’s basically Lena Dunham in comedian form. Got it.

Amy Schumer reminds me of girls I knew in HS who tried to make up for not being conventionally pretty or charming by being as sexual and vulgar as possible, but just confirmed the stereotype that ugly/fat girls are good at giving head because they have to be.

Does Deadspin even cover NASCAR?

Yeah, you totally missed out on that because of beer pong.