People tell me I’m crazy, but I think JLD is one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen. Post-Seinfeld JLD.

I really like Julia. She has hit icon comedian status on at least two different tv shows. Her timing is wonderful, and she just seems cool.

Yeah, my best friend from back home has two kiddos in elementary school, and so much of their lives have been posted on Facebook. It has made all of the regular events of their lives - a day trip, a craft project, etc. - into performances as well. Some part of any event is always spent on documenting and publicizing…

Not all that shadowy, me thinks.

I know I’m old, but I just can’t understand the self-obsession of it all. Why do people think anyone else is remotely interested in their prom proposals, or marriage proposals, or weddings, or anniversaries, or birthdays? By all means, have a good time, but stop pretending you’re some sort of celebrity on a reality…

I honestly don’t get it. I kind of felt even as a Gen Xer, I could relate to my Boomer parents. I have a 13 year old and I have no idea what the fuck they are on most of the time. Everything is a big deal— and not in that teen dramatic way. One of his 12 year old classmates has a stronger eyebrow game than I do. When…

I'm 65 and a former flower child, English teacher, and I think these are fucked up.

Is this what being old is? Wanting to yell at these kids to get off my nonexistent yard?

Why is not being an asshole so baffling for some people? Is it really that hard?

The fact that anyone would even want to make a female AI after watching Ex Machina is beyond me.

This is why the “justice” system is fucked; this kid got probation for rape, and he still couldn’t hack it. Meanwhile, there are people younger than him rotting in jails on charges, not convictions, because they can’t afford this kind of “justice”. People like Labrie can exhaust every benefit of every doubt and then…

Maybe you have breeder instincts after all then.

these comments make you seem just delightful.

“I’m too intelligent for you guys” said no actually smart person, ever.

Pay fucking attention to the crimes being discussed in either instance.

Reminder: when you say you are against feminism, then you are simply saying you do not believe women should be equal to men.

only when she is sober, which is never

My grandfather used to have a funny sign in his garage, with a frog on it in a funny position. The caption read, “If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.”

Batman v Superman is the latter. It is not deep. It is not intelligent. It isn’t even coherent. It’s a travesty of poor writing, riddled…

It wasn’t until Guardians of the Galaxy that I discovered what was missing from all these self-important, grandiose, superhero movie blockbusters: fun.

It's weird for this to NOT be everyone's jam. Listen to it once and you're drawn in like the local street youth and prostitutes. It's science.