Wow. I seriously thought that said Sushi Tampon Games.

They’re like little faces of shame and disappoint and disbelief, all smothered in chocolate.

I was the first person to dip Wendy’s fries in the shakes.

*victim of cruel physics*

“...and the Best Supporting Black Guy award goes to...”

Solution: BlOscars. Black Oscars. Statues made of ebony.

She obviously likes being spanked, at least/especially when paid. Don’t be a prude.

Snacks from a stranger? Might as well roofie yourself as you get into their rapemobile. Heck, make it even easier and don’t wear any underwear.

You mean, the only profit you get.

I’m not a cab driver, but I play one in real life.

I really want to see this movie because of Ben Cumberbatch as All. And to see Bieber die.

#motorcyclelivesmatter

Does this also RRoD??

It also cleaned up in the Best Smell category.

What kind of framerates you gettin’?

“What has always been amazing to me is that she purports to be a feminist and yet only steals from other female comedians...”

DON’T! Don’t say anything bad about a fellow woman! This is how you summon the wrath of Anne Hathaway!!! Do you want to bring about the end times?!

Just you!