I find Siri fairly reliable, but often run into this:

Well, the cynic in me says “you know why.”

Solid list, but I might add this one (Gosling again!)

This is the original, I believe:

Yeah, they really ought to put ALL of the ghosts on the poster. 

Kinja needs blue checkmarks!

We can get there. Have faith!

Is Oliver the weird nerd? Because he did defend Musk (to a degree) in the story.

I’m Canadian and have no problem with the topics covered this year. I can relate to people in other countries.

Cars don’t have bootstraps, therefore they needed our help.

I just started car shopping and was delighted to find that the Civic has wireless CarPlay (even without buying the ‘tech package’ or whatever)! I was leaning toward the Civic before, and am now almost certain it’ll be what I purchase.

even turning off the car entirely doesn’t even do it

I guess saying “we want to charge you a monthly subscription fee and also track every aspect of your life that involves this car” would be a bit too on-the-nose.

Why bother even making the cars? Just tell people you’re gonna do it, take their money, and then disappear. Free speech!

It sounds like you’re saying “I’m surprised I haven’t heard about this earlier since I watch NFL games”.

She’s not a star in the conventional sense, but is pretty well-known if you’re into comedy. Plenty of entries on her IMDB.

He’s got more snow in his past than Santa.

Opening weekend is when studios get the biggest chunk of the revenue they split with theaters. That’s why they’re so eager to get you to the theatre on opening weekend, and don’t want any competition - they know it’s pretty unlikely that you’re going to see TWO movies in one weekend.

If only there were some middle ground between her simply sharing the VIP box with him because the Chiefs arranged it and coming up with secret handshakes with the guy.

Huh. I for one am very surprised that the NFL isn’t discussing sexual assault allegations involving the brother of a star player.