“Just because I tweet something does not mean people will believe it or act accordingly,” Musk said

A ban WOULD be phased in, much like how car manufacturers had years to improve emissions. It would be one of those things where new gas ranges can’t be sold past 2028 (or whatever year).

My favourite part of the article, coming right on the heels of Musk killing third-party Twitter apps:

Heh. My partner is a mere four years older than me. The other day I was like “hey, remember Inspector Gadget? I loved that show”. She said “I know it, but was too old to watch it.” Doesn’t take a huge age gap sometimes!

“Your site has 1800 hours of porn”

This song has never been more relevant:

No one wants the job who can actually keep Twitter alive. There is no successor.

How do you know that? They might be a flight attendant in need of a horse.

Hyperbole people are my favourite kinds of people.

Musk isn’t going anywhere.

almost nobody talks about Rise of Skywalker

“With a name like Smuckers, they have to be assholes”

Make your own feed via an RSS reader with keyword filtering?

it’ll be interesting to see whether its movies draw Top Gun: Maverick-like success

Go to any Comic Con-type of fan convention and let me know how much Avatar cosplay you see.

Haha, yup.

You monster.

Wait, is that why some words are blue and underlined?? I’ve been avoiding them this whole time! I thought my Gateway got a virus through the AOL CD-ROM.

“We apologize again for the fault in the verification. Those responsible for verifying the people who have just been verified have been verified.”

As a heavy Siri user, I would suggest that there are plenty of things that Apple could improve upon here - me having to say ‘hey’ first is not one of them.