“Hey Rick, what time is my next meeting?”

Hey, I resemble that remark!

Is it just me, or did seeing “blow past” in the headline make ya think that the companies were going to actually beat their targets?

“Do Me In The Bunker” starring Eva Brauneye.

Old Twitter: we tacitly acknowledge that we  can’t moderate well enough to shut down fake accounts that might impersonate notable users, so we’ll do the checkmark thing for free. Hope that helps!

Run? What, you wanna mess with the space-time continuum just to save a few minutes??

I await their battle with the Legion of Mild Dismay

mental illness does not cause antisemitism or racism

For sure. All it will take is for the burglar to be up-to-date on the latest exploits, have the necessary tools to run said exploit, find a house that has this niche product installed, and voila!

This isn’t an Apple product.

As long as the sandy shores of Cheddar Bay keep producing biscuits, I’ll be fine.

Totally agree that overfishing is a huge problem, but when the crab population drops 90% in two years there are probably other factors at play.

the Electronic Privacy Information Center

If you’re not a fan of “How Green Was My Valley”, you’re not fit for the court.

This is actually a great opportunity! Since he’s so eager to follow Ukrainian missives, maybe they can tell him to stop Tweeting (or just being a public figure in general).

These aren’t mandatory in any way or even subsidized by the state...

Pennywise would like a word.

If you work in construction...

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