Gonna be sweet when the Phils sign Trout, too.

It’s important to remember Family Guy is an objectively bad show, so that’s probably why they didn’t go that route.

Oh no! My home city, which added a paltry 71,000 new jobs in 2018 alone, lost out on the Amazon jobs! Whatever will we do without the precious Amazon jobs, which would have accounted for [check notes] 33% of the annual job growth in NYC in one fucking year. Fuck off, you jabroni.

You torpedoed your argument in your own statement, Max. It seems you are aware of the inevitability of automation in the workforce. Likely, you are aware that experts predict more than 70% of the American workforce will be automated in my lifetime (I’m 33). With that knowledge of the inevitable, it is time we start re-…

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Better to peacefully eat shit than be a literal piece of shit, but nice try with the shot at Philly.

McVay -- who this article is about -- had absolutely NOTHING to do with keeping the Rams in the game. That credit goes to Wade Phillips and the Rams defense, who played so well they probably could’ve won the game on their own if McVay had managed to keep them off the field for less than what felt like 58 minutes.

Only two all stars for the Sixers. Just imagine if the process actually worked.

Your theory is the 12% of Bernie voters you reference above would vote for Schultz over a more progressive democratic candidate like the actual Bernie Sanders (the person, along with Warren, that Schultz is effectively referring to with all this far left rhetoric)? Interesting take....

Because people are stupid (and possibly also insane)*

How about healthcare for some and miniature American flags for others?

Here’s a solution: TERM LIMITS. People can make the financial sacrifice to serve during the duration of their service and then return to a normal job after that. 

With respect, Chris — Treyvon Hester objectively *did* tip the kick (with video evidence). Whether that altered the trajectory of the ball enough to make a difference is another story.

Yes, let’s remove the kicking and foot part entirely from the game of football, lmao

“The Seahawks have already played the other three teams currently in the picture for wild card weekend, losing to the Bears but beating the Vikings and Cowboys—who they’d play if the season ended today.”

The defending champion Philadelphia Eagles say hello. 

I can’t believe in 2018 people still think multi-million dollar businesses leave control of perhaps their most important channels of communication in the hands of interns.

[Insert “shut up, nerd” response below]

Odd to swipe at the outlet that gave Trump by far and away the best odds to win the election with this comment. 

It’s a Vine reference, you dinosaur.

I know this is a SUPER CRAZY thought, but maybe you could, uh, buy a new smartphone that isn’t an iPhone?

For the first time in a long, long time, I regret not listening to WIP anymore.