The first Yelp review is a little weird. Isn’t the fact that the food sucks self-evident? The place is located in Florida.

Nah. We’re good. If he felt he could’ve beaten the Eagles, the Saints shouldn’t have lost to Minnesota. Of course it wouldn’t have mattered because the Eagles would have demolished any team that came into the Linc that day. But I think it’s cute that the young man has such an active imagination.

The second one looked more like self defense than anything to me.

I thought having your ass eaten was supposed to pleasurable? 

And Aaron Nola, who has also been better than Scherzer so far this season, says sit down.

I think you mean current NL Manager of the Year favorite Gabe Kapler.

Kawhi and LeBron go to the Sixers and they become the Finals favorites, imho

I was discussing the fair play tiebreaker with a friend and she suggested that instead of using number of cards, why not take a look at total shots on target over the course of three matches. That seems to make a lot more sense than the cards, which are much more dependent on the judgment of a referee.

Nobody gives a shit about Kyrie.

He’s not as good as Mike Trout, but he is very good.

They lost to Eagles 41-33.

Anyone on Deadspin planning to do a post on how embarrassing Adam Silver and the Colangelos are and how they were wrong to commandeer a franchise headed on the right course and issue an apology for the moronic propaganda war against Hinkie, which led to this scenario? Nah? Just gonna keep pretending this website has…

The process people are the ones who probably want LeBron most since the whole point was to build a core that would attract a superstar free agent. But hey, why let facts get in the way of a dumb narrative?

Nats have to make the most of this season because their window is absolutely being slammed shut by the Braves and Phillies next season.

Tatum is great for anyone, let alone a 20-year-old rookie. But he won’t rule the NBA as long as Ben Simmons exists.

Definitely the greatest of all time at basketball, as well.

Wentz will be back week 1.

You’re a moron #shamed

Lmao. That looks like it’s really helping right now.

Meh. Sixers are still going to run the conference for the next decade and you’ll still have been dumber than dogshit for thinking the process wouldn’t work. Minor bump in the road, this.