From my coworker Jordan Sargent:

When i was just an innocent 12 year old mormon kid, my neighbor friends asked me if i had ever masturbated before, i said no not knowing what it was.

They explained that i just needed to get some soap for lubrication and rub my dick.

What they didn’t emphasize was they were talking about liquid soap or lotion. So that…

i really hate that little guy

To this entire family:

“For some, this might present an attractive option, but many players are finding that Nook never shows up to negotiate, and their town gets deleted in the process.”

I think it’s worth mentioning that 0.2 will be using the KHIII engine, so it may be worth purchasing to get a preview of the new tech.

At this guy’s age, dressing as a Viagra bottle seems more appropriate.

On the other hand, it would be so helpful to all of us if rapey guys advertised their rapiness this clearly.

I did an Operation costume, my daughter was Inigo Montoya

Chipotle burrito taken to its natural, digested conclusion. I laughed out loud and scared the dog and the husband. This may be the best one yet.

Story 1: So, let me offer the following backstory: I’m lactose intolerant. That’s it, that’s the whole backstory.

I CAN’T IT WILL DOXX ME AND IT HURTS

How about a man less powerful, a man equally powerful, oh, and sure, a man more powerful.

Raise your hand if a man more powerful than you has groped you.

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

Boy, the once-veiled white ethnonationalism of the GOP is on full display this election.

Breaking news: white man with lots of privilege cannot handle losing contest. Just wants things handed to him.

If there’s one thing you cannot hold against the German, it’s that they really teach their population the atrocities of WW2. It often feels as if Japan doesn’t care.