I wish my mom was like this. 30 seconds into an experiment like this and she’d be telling me how there are probably demons in the game and how I need to stop playing and go to church

I’m so excited for the Simone Biles inundation we’re going to get over the next six months. Give me all the Simone! (And if you haven’t seen the video from a few years ago of a bee in her flowers at the World Championships, you’re missing out on life.)

<3

I almost barfed on my phone scrolling down, due to the poem. Damn it Lauren .

Oh shit!

I actually see both Nearby and Sightings.

Depends. How do you feel about psychic assistants?

Where do I sign up to have Joe Biden officiate my wedding?

I just hope every Kotaku writer can sleep well and not worry about providing for their family and themselves. Ive been there and dont wish that insecurity upon everyone.

it all depends, what STD do you want to acquire?

Meh, I don’t get the hype. He just looks like Birch’s younger brother or something. Sycamore’s still GOAT, I mean hell his design was so good they used it for Kill La Kill’s premiere male stripper:

I’ll contribute to this soon. Very soon.

Kukui may be the hot new bara idol du jour, but OG daddy Oak is still best daddy.

Lunala looks like some eldritch horror from Bloodborne, I like it!

Idk Lauren, I just can't believe a company would put money over morals. It just isn't like Uber.

here come dat boi!!!