Sure. Eliminate conferences. There is no East. There is no West. No Up. No Down. Just circles of friends holding hands and putting snipped flowers into the barrels of rifles. Am I an Irish boy from Chicago or am I a being of pure energy born in the sun and to the sun returning, a circle unbroken and timeless? There…

I unironically call him boss and he doesn’t even work here anymore.

The first time I ever read Deadspin was the night before my brother died, almost exactly three years ago. He had cancer, and it was clear that he wouldn’t last much longer, so I told him he was the best brother anyone could ever ask for and I drove home and put my baby to sleep and opened up my laptop and found myself…

No doubt, the single greatest thing ever associated with Deadspin. Take a victory lap, internet.

I still say that getting Dan Le Batard’s Baseball Hall of Fame vote and letting the readers vote was pretty cool.