I think it’s a spin on the “if Marilyn Monroe was alive today she would be a size 14...” stuff.

Every man with a comb-over should take a long hard look at Sir Patrick Stewart. SWOOONY

You chose the best picture of Patrick Stewart ever. Excuse me while I change my panties.

Unfff. We seriously do. IDC how old he is I would be on that in a heartbeat

Nah, he looks white, he'll be alright. He'd have to come in with 17 different guns in one hand and a grenade mid-launch in the other for them to actually shoot him.

Maybe he's full of muppets?

This is going to sound horrible, BUT. No man that unattractive will ever be president in todays day and age.

i could see you on the hemline (though it's very Dior) but vehemently disagree on the lipstick, i think the dark with pink is very modern and any other shade would be odd. like pink and pink? no!

Ms. Paredes is also notable for having the coolest name in the history of names. Providencia Paredes...it's just musical. Beautiful beautiful name.

what a name!

This is the most patient hit a secret cabal has ever put on a witness.

You dated Newt Gingrich?

I had accidentally lost a friend's favorite book and was too embarrassed to tell him so I told my boyfriend to keep it to himself as I stalled, hoping I would either find it or be able to replace it before he asked me to return it. Our (mutual) friend admitted that my boyfriend had spilled the beans a long time ago.…

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is that God is crying. And if he asks why God is crying, I think another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

Ask JCPenney for a list. Be quick, though, there may not be anyone left to ask by next year.

Agreed. But it's a good step.

She's a wonderful, brave young woman, but real trans acceptance won't happen until people are accepting of trans folk who have queer looks that don't conform to conventional masculine or feminine appearances.

I love companies that have the guts to do good things regardless of the inevitable backlash. Good for you, Clean and Clear.