Better than The Force Awakens!!

Hopefully Kirsten Stewart will star!

Butterface.

I love sand!

Cowabunga!

They’re the Guardians of the Galaxy, bitch!

Messy like a Bosh!

I’ve come here to write comments and chew bubble gum, and I’m all out of bubble gum!

Will Agent Carter die in the finale?

The Nashville Fox station should sue Deadspin if they really did spread a false story.

He still got drafted 13th. Not too shabby!

What lucky young men!

How come you don’t post regular articles when the St. Louis Cardinals win a game?