Oh, I love Bruce Springsteen. I just don't love people who say "Gotta love Bruce" while wearing sunglasses. Very important distinction.

Taht is so far beyond fucked up that I don't even know what.

I use this gif a lot, but this was my reaction to that part:

"I think she likes sex already."

"I think she likes sex already."

No, but I'm gonna leave it.

I'm only halfway done reading this, but I need you to know that you are an American hero.

I wonder, if Kanye and Beyonce were ever both nominated for an award, and Kanye won, would he give HIS award over to Beyonce because .... truth in artistry?

If you think Beyonce should have won, fine. FINE. But to say that Beck isn't a true artist? You kind of lose your argument there. Not only is he a great musician, but he's a class act, as evidenced in his response:

"And Beck needs to respect artistry and he should've given his award to Beyonce."

Beyoncé and Taylor Swift are wack.

Here's the thing, PenelopeParadis, I don't care if you like the same music I like.

Funny how he has no problem taking the mic away from a woman, but when a man is involved he stops short and holds off on his rant until after the show.

I won first prize in the 3rd grade "Reflections" arts contest for a really nice pastel sketch I did of my mom's Christmas cactus. Should I....send that ribbon onto Beyonce out of respect for art? Or do I get to keep it?

1. Beyonce was probably the best album of last year and Beck winning the Grammy was probably another example in the long line of examples of the old dopes running the Grammys being old dopes.

Yah cuz sexual harassment is ok as long as you don't like the victim.

Yeah, I guess because we don't like her, a group of strange men now having access to her personal contact information is supposed to be funny?

Doesn't "Amethyst Kelly" have a porn star ring to it?

As if "Amethyst Kelly" is any better.