These days they would have Photoshopped her stomach. I guess I'm feeling pretty cynical!

"Jennifer has the perfect combination of strength, sexuality, and humor, and, above all, tomboy to pull this off," says V.F. fashion and style director Jessica Diehl, who styled the shoot.

On the one hand, when I hear stories like this, I want to counsel her and say, "Lady, you are going to spend some of the best years of your life with a guy whose best days (and possibly sanity) are almost surely gone." On the other hand, he does have a private island. My husband certainly doesn't have that.

If there is any chance the marriage keeps him from making more movies, I'm all for it.

I know. He was banging her on the reg late 90's/ early 00's I think

Seinfeld reference. Kramer had the ability to be somehow irresistible to women and a Latvian priest called it "Kavorka". We Olds found this funny for some reason.

WHAT? No! Jezebel has been hemorrhaging my favorite writers for the past several months. WTH is going on over there? Show us on the doll where the bad media conglomerate touched you!

A few years ago Debbie Harry said people were mistaking her for Lindsay. Debbie is about 40 years older than Lindsay.

See, I know you're being affectionate, and that's lovely, but it does make me a bit sad when someone gathers up a considerable amount of courage and comes out of the closet (still a frightening thing to do, even in 2015), and all kinds of people go, "Uh, everybody knew that already." It seems like an unkindness to…

When I was just out of high school, I was an idiot. Lost my job and couldn't pay rent, so I wrote a check to the landlord thinking the bank would pay it and I would owe the bank. Turns out that's what they call writing a bad check, and it's a criminal offense. I had no money to hire an attorney, so I pled guilty and…

Don't just blame the drugs I am sure she also spent a lot of time in sun.

Emile Hirsch really fucked up. He's probably going to get sentenced to like 8 meet and greets for that.

she has her billion dollar company to fall back on

She can't act, so it's good she has that to fall back on.

That has the potential of being great, although Burton's work in recent years has been not so good. If they can get everyone onboard and get a good script then I say ja.

I don't know. If they assembled the original cast and had a good script then I'm for it. But since the first movie was flawless brilliance, if the new script is not good or if the original cast or Tim Burton are not attached, I vote nej.

Michael Keaton's roaring, raging comeback (though he never truly left) will likely be the thing that pushes this 100% back into reality. I'm glad.

I AM SO HAPPY!!!! PLEASE MAKE THIS TRUE!!!!!! LOVE YOU WINONA!

Gtfo

they'll probably make Beetlejuice a lady. Ugh. Hopefully, that'll finally shut up the feminists.