Elvira does everything better.

Some homages are best left un-homaged.

It was an homage to Priscilla Presley, as cited by Frankie Foye, Kacey's hair stylist.

Do not even JOKE about Dolly Parton dying! I am not ready! I will never be ready!

Elvira did it better.

Mom had another saying about the difference betewen laughing with and laughing at, too.

tweeting about beating a woman and then raping her and tweeting it directly to the woman is not joking it could very well be viewed as harassment and she could press charges.

please, keep trying to explain to us how humor works

'I was watching my favorite sports show when I noticed that the person talking at me was black, which is kinda funny, right? Then I noticed my boner, and realized she was a woman too. Hilarious! Anyhow, from there it was a pretty short walk to 'slave-themed celebrity erotic fiction' joke, which was so clever and sexy…

That's another thing that pisses me off about comedians who dabble in racist comedy or outright lament about being PC. In their warped minds they think not being a racist is somehow the status quo, and they're just being so edgy. There's nothing edgy about being a racist comedian in a country like the US.

Hmmm. How about you DON'T try to use a stranger to get dirt you can post on a website? You know, because of how other people have feelings and worth and aren't there for your amusement.

This observation came while I was watching one of my favorite TV shows ESPNs First Take. I also noticed she was black. I then thought it would be funny to tweet JOKES about that observation. A decision which might be the end of modern comedy.

Putting aside the obvious problems with the content of Lange's tweets (since it's been covered very well elsewhere), I'll just say this, since Lange seems concerned about the state of comedy -

Is saying out loud that you want to masturbate to someone ever funny? Ever? I just. I don't. I do not want to live amongst people who think this is amusing.

no, global beet, it's about awful pc groups ruining the country

White dude needs to tell us about his dick. News at 11.

"A decision which might be the end of modern comedy."

Who are these black lady friends that let Artie Lange joke about being their master, beating and raping them? Please let them be a figment of his imagination. Please.

"I also noticed she was black. I then thought it would be funny to tweet JOKES about that observation"

Obviously we just need to learn to take a joke. God, it's 2014, post-racist, post-sexist America! It's time to laugh at tone deaf, thoughtless "comedy" about rape and slavery!