but we did just another one of the greats… http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3…

I bet he dies it day-glo orange so he can find it in the night.

EXACTLY.

My point exactly…. I started conjuring up “doodie” sounds, figuring she must be laying some massive eggs.

My favorite quote from the GQ article: “To the twice-divorced Donald, Melania is terrific. He’s never heard her fart or make doodie, as he once told Howard Stern. (Melania has said the key to the success of her marriage is separate bathrooms.)“

I think she just likes to suck lemons.

I am a one-issue voter - pro-choice. I know Republicans who tell me that this is a non-issue and the real issue is the economy. Having a baby when I don’t want one would greatly affect my economy.

Cheetos. Thank you for that. You nailed it.

As far as I’m concerned, an unwanted pregnancy is a home invasion. No need to over-think it.

One night we’re playin’ gin by a cracklin’ fire
And I decided to make my play
I said babe with my boyish charm and good looks
How can you stand it for one more day
She said maybe its the skeevy look in your eyes
Or that your mind has turned to applesauce
The dreary architecture of your soul
I said - but what is it exactly…

The world is still very much a men’s club. I grew up in the Free To Be You And Me days and was so naive as to really believe that shit. Looking back over my life now - there is not one aspect of my life that was not greatly affected by sexism. I shrugged it all off for years but now I’m really pissed. As a woman, I…

I bet there’s a whole lot of guys out there shaking in the boots. I love Steely Dan, but when Fagen wrote his memoir, I found it odd that he left out an entire decade of the 80's just dismissing it as a bad 10 years. Really, neither him or Walter Becker are particularly good looking (I’m having a little fun…

Really? this is what everyone’s been talking about? meh.

I guess the wave cum means she’s fuckable.

Do his farts speak English?

well said.

YES!! This is better than pepper spray!!!

I just pretend I’m a tourist and look up at all the big buildings - they part like the Red Sea. Works.every.time. It’s the Ghandi in me.

As far as I’m concerned, an unwanted pregnancy is a home invasion to the 10th power.