I still think he should be impeached.

Dog food is cheaper. Personally, I'm planning to be a big hit at the homeless shelter. I can cook.

Dermatologist's advice - best ever - use Noxema when wiping. You will have the happiest ass ever.

I would just assume all these guys are shitty lovers. Otherwise there would be no need for their little spreadsheets.

I'm in the mood for some dead baby jokes.

If it's wet, I wipe it down and then put toilet paper over the seat. If I'm drunk, everything gets dried when I pull my pants back up.

This is a great article and the comments are also good to read. I grew up in Rochester where everyone was expected to "get a good job at Kodak" and be taken care of for life. We all know how that story ended for so many. However, the paradigm of finding an employer who takes care of you for life is still in my…

She is very skinny and quite tall. Her waist does not go in very much, if at all, and her hips do not go out. I wouldn't call this normal, perhaps a bit abnormal, not that there's anything wrong with that. I think Lands End has some suits for her.

Yay! I made it into the highest percentile!!!

Do they realize how many cats could be rescued, vetted and re-homed with all that money?

No respectable cat would choose a can of cat food over a fresh corpse!

MEDS!!! They have the best pharmacy. Often, their cash price is lower than the co-pay.

I'm not a guy - so no steely stubble - but I always shave my arms and legs with hair conditioner. Stopped by shaving cream eons ago.

Honestly, I thought even this video was kind of dramatic. I've had 2. No one ever held my hand. I was perfectly fine. I've never had one regret.

I want your gif!! how can I get it? thanks for the shoe hat too! This movie is so in my bones.

Ours is a culture of narcissism.

A great book to get is Lonnie Barbach's "For Yourself".

What's wrong with being crazy?

Great movie! All time best gif!!!

If you think buttered popcorn is bad, you should smell reheated roach pheromones. It makes for a cozy little nest next to the exhaust fan.