A shot of Jameson in Guinness is great.

How bout the cheese on that taco! Are going to try to tell me it's feta?

Tang. If it's good enough for an astronaut, it's good enough for me.

I hate it when there's a 4 inch gap in the back.

"high-wasted" ha! that's me all right!

Coconut is a nice, safe moisturizer. I keep some coconut oil in an old moisturizer jar, dip my finger in that and then put a dab of estrogen cream. It all mixes together when I apply it with my (clean) fingers. Don't need to go up inside.

What made you so cranky? I little extra cheese on the taco?

Intercourse can feel like the wrath of god if you don't do something about your vaginal tissues, and your poor pussy can be ripped to shreds. Here's what works very well for me, wish I had known about it during pre-menopause: Luvena Prebiotic vaginal moisturizer once a week, a dab of estrogen cream (I like to mix it…

Time for penis filet.

Been there.

Art Therapy.

They all look the same to me.

Does being Polish count?? I got so much shit for it growing up in the 70's. Still, whenever I miss-match my sweater buttons and don't realize it till the end of the day, I think..... it's because I'm Polish. They were right.

Can one of you gif experts please post the Buddy The Elf escalator scene??

I LOVE Planned Parenthood. The best org ever.

Pits and Pubes

Stones from the River and Generations of Winter are my two most favorite books.

I live in the Bronx. I once opened the trash room door and a rat ran out and I accidentally stepped on it as it ran under my feet and it ran down the hall, down the other set of steps, across the lobby and back up my steps and died in a pool of blood.

Soylent Green works for me.