Give them all blow-up dolls.

Well, you hang in there. It's people like you who will change the church. I love the Mass. Sometimes it's good to go to a Mass in a language you don't know. The rites are beautiful and transformative.

It's funny how they think they can still threaten everyone with going to Hell. I just want to be where my friends are. How sweet you like to hold hands during Our Father. I'd have to be very spiritually advanced to overcome my parents speaking in tongues and taking me to wacko Charismatic Catholic prayer meetings…

so funny.

I think that the Catholic Church has the capacity to rock, but only when a woman is elected Pope and adoration of the fetus is prohibited. Now, on the Catholic Channel (which my mother watches endlessly), the have added stages of fetal growth to the Rosary decade: Mystery number 3 - the fetus at 4 months. I'm not…

That's great! The trick with these new Catholic Churches is for them not to get to "Charismatic". Holding hands during the Our Father always creeps me out.

Nothing will ever beat The Man From Nantucket for rhyming possibilities.

I found the most awesome Catholic church in Rochester, NY. The entire church has been excommunicated for 1) ordaining women, 2) marrying gays, 3) having inclusive communion. They still perform all the rites of mass, which I love, but they do it all very cool. http://www.spirituschristi.org/spirituschrist…

This is so true.

What's he got to say about bald guys??

Barken Yoga is a kinder, gentler way to go - I don't know the history behind it, or how much it has changed from Bikram. I only took one class - was too spiritual for me. I do like the series of 26 poses very much - I'm a classical musician and that's right up my OCD alley. I love focusing on perfection - for me it…

It's a texture thing. I don't eat raw oysters either.

I think it looks great, but needs pure maple syrup.

What makes this ad great is Beethoven.

Sorry if I hit a nerve.

There is no question in my mind that if men had periods, there would have always been time off for cramps.

I enjoy the intimacy that comes with a long term monogamous relationship, assuming the other person is more or less at my stride, intellectually and emotionally. My body relaxes fully into a touch that it recognizes. Intimacy can be more exciting than superficially jumping from one person to the next, which to me,…

Mmmm. That box of fetus dolls looks a lot like maple sugar candies.

Actually, sometimes plain (filtered) water makes my stomach unsettled. I don't know why. I also don't like icy cold drinks. I can't believe I've gotten to a place in life where my favorite drink is room temperature seltzer (except for the occasional throat-rippin ice cold coke for a good burp and settling).

I would like to try eating yogurt with one of those wooden ice cream spoons. Maybe it would taste like ice cream.