The soap in public bathrooms so bad for my skin. I do my part by not sticking my fingers in other people's mucus membranes.

Maybe the House of Representatives would like to pass a mandatory HoH bill.

Canada has more than it's share of religious bigots. It's not a peace and pine cones.

It's hear, hear.

My ex took the TV. That's OK because I never even learned how to turn it on! (How's that for bragging?) Oh - here's another - I actually have no idea how to watch TV on the internet. I don't like getting sucked into the tube (trouble with self regulating).

I still use knives I stole from Ponderosa Steak House in the early 80's. They are my go-to knives for everything.

I wish it would read that men want women to have children for them. Men can't have kids. If they could, the streets would be littered with orphans.

Are those little subliminal sperm heads on his tie?

I eat my young.

I grew up on Salted-Baby-in-a-Bucket pictures. I'm a veteran of 12 years of Catholic "School."

Clockwise!!! I can't stand counterclockwise.

Hey Lindy, I can't believe these tweeters are saying you're ugly. You're very attractive. The odd thing is they're all saying that being raped is a compliment. What is "dry rape"? Is a woman supposed to be "ready" for her royal rapist?

Oh my god this was scary! Just like The Shining! I'm gonna pack a little pistol in my bosom! It'll be better than wearing a holster.

What I don't understand is why everyone says Lena does not have a sexy body. She does have a nice body and she's beautiful. So much of the porn industry is aimed at people who need to objectify sex, or they can't get-off. This is fine - do whatever rocks your boat - but please don't push it as normal. It's…

ummm, as in a Tom Cat??? I would say most mamma kitties are the breadwinners/mousecatchers in their families.

If you gave up everything that you need to live to 100, you wouldn't want to.

It doesn't even sound like a song. Yuk.

Jane Smiley - I know what what you mean....

You need to work on apostrophes. I can see why you'd have a hard time with semicolons.

I love semicolons.