I understand the pleasant surprise of random bj, but I'd have to be pretty drunk to go down on an unwashed sweaty cock that might very well smell like old sneakers.

Trust me, you wouldn't want to eat any tacos I pull out from underneath my car seat....

Sadly over-bread cat with a meow that sounds like Eraserhead. I'm not amused.

This guy sounds like my brother....ugh. I have had so many belly laughs between the article and the comments. For god's sake, can't he just get a bucket of liver and heat it up in a microwave?

I can't WAIT till Hillary gets elected! We're takin' over Dodge!!

I LOVE THIS! Finally it is out there for everyone to see: The True Nature of a Sociopath. Great guy who lived next door. I wonder what he was really cooking up on that barbecue..... placenta burgers?

I have a "cleaning lady" complex which I really need to dispose of. Women are taught that we must earn our love and others will sprinkle us with value as they see fit - we have been controlled for millenia in one way or another. This is a good thing for other people, but not us. I have been narcissist prey for my…

Ha Ha Ha - "an actual human soul" - only someone who has been dragged through the dungeons of Scientology (and escaped) could get this.

I've always just assumed that the word "Illustrated" as it has appeared on this magazine for decades was code for "Tits". I wish they would just rename it - Sports & Tits for Dickheads. I do agree with the author in that it is one more insidious way that women are still seen as chattel or at very best, second class…

I was fitted for a bra on national TV - and am still pretty mortified about the whole thing (What Not To Wear - The braless cellist). I know all about the smaller band and bigger cups and I don't agree. The bra they fit me in was really comfortable for about ten minutes. By the end of the day I had to stuff kleenex…

I LOVE Newfoundland!!! The Museum of Geology - there's nothing like it. Get a cottage in Trinity and just relax - beautiful hikes along the water. If you go early enough you can just sit and watch the iceberg parade! Labrador, however - bring your mosquito and black fly netting suit. It's like the Hellstrom…

Smartie wine might not be as firm.

These gifs are hysterical. I could watch them all day. Thank you!!

Exactly, work with nature, fence your own stuff if you need to and give them plenty to feast on.

Ha Ha Ha! "Tit Offensive" Very funny!! Thanks for the laugh!

H2O products are great. You can sometimes find them at Marshalls for much less money. http://www.h2oplus.com/category/skin+…

Amen and thank you. I think a couple Jezzies might have reported me to the authorities already. ha ha

get a grip - I was just fantasizing. Who are you, the Thought Police? Seems like every other day I hear on the news that some guy goes ballistic on his ex girlfriend or ex wife and kills her. This guy was a sex addict and what I found out was not in the least bit pretty. Turns out he's managed to ruin his own…

get a grip - I wasn't threatening him, I was just providing a little perspective. He also had a "right" to let me know he was screwing other women during our relationship - this would have been very helpful information.

Perhaps you're actually very normal. The hook-up culture is abnormal. I was hit hard by a separation too. I can't imagine "being" with anyone at this point who didn't actually enhance my life in a meaningful way. I'm fairly liberal-minded, but I don't consider sex a casual thing. Just be yourself.