Ha ha ha! Wait till she turns 40 and he trades her in for two 20's!

The best meal planning is not letting yourself get hungry. Easier said than done - small, frequent meals.

You might want to google "freeze response, trauma therapy". It is an alternative to flight or flight. You may be stuck in a past trauma that you do or do not remember. It can be dealt with. Most of this work is done by physical therapists. Modalities I can think of are AAT, TRE and PRRT. Google away!

I bet you look great in a tank. There are many options in between teeny tops and burkas. I don't know what your body type is but something tells me you're being very harsh. It does sound like you have a mild OCD; a lot of people do. Perfection and purging. Sweat is OK. It dries up and the worst that happens is…

"I got picked on a lot by mean girls and my grandma" - classic. You funny. Try reading an old classic called "Fit For Life". I read it 25 years ago. I don't adhere to half the things they say, but some of it is very logical. I am not a health nut but I can't eat fast food. It just sits in my stomach and makes me…

H2O has some excellent oil free moisture/sunscreen. Their products are wonderfully refreshing. Do you feel like you could just use an absorbent powder as a base is summer, instead of the liquid stuff? I like Lancome for that.

The societal norm is to raise men as narcissists and women as co-dependents. There are many exceptions to this, but it's almost hardwired into the plumbing. The change has to come from a deeper consciousness, which, I believe, Jezebel tries to support in its occasionally awkward way.

Where's the "like" button on this site?

I totally agree with you. We go from maidens to moms to crones. (I skipped the Mom part, so I am a crone that never "grew up"). I remember an early Law and Order episode (Mr. C Square) where the aging rock and roller dude with a girl on each arm tells Briscoe about his divorce: "yeah, I changed a 40 for two 20's".

Do lots of everything and alternate. He should probably take some oral sex classes to learn more technique. But here is a nice recipe: start with some soft and tantalizing oral, combining with fingering (around and up). Use plenty of lube - Albolene is amazing, provided you're not using condoms. Then, alternate…

Oh, they'll go the way of Marv Albert (the "back biter") or Elliott Spitzer (the former Attorney General who hired $3000-prostitutes). Maybe they'll both their own show on CNN or Yankee Radio. There will be a lot of sympathetic males in positions of power to crown them upon their release.

"none of us should pigeonhole ourselves" .... until they're ready to have a nurse; then they don't give a shit if you're tight - ha ha - "low back pain" - suck it yourself buddy.

I didn't realize that raping was part of being in a celebratory mood.

Very well-said. Northern India is very very dangerous. I cannot imagine the trauma her husband went through as well. If he were with another guy, they still would have been marauded, beaten and possibly raped too.

We all take a bite of that big shit sandwich now and then; learn and grow, and possibly it isn't as bad as you thought. I really feel for singers and I don't know how they do it. I contract an orchestra for an opera company (and am a cellist). I know someone with a fabulous career who was totally canned by the…

IMO zombies and vampires are the archetypal representative of the abundance of narcissists in our culture, freely feeding off people capable of empathy.

and I'm a baby boomer! I know - it happens to me here too. Don't let it stop you from posting funnies. Don't think - just click submit. I take it you're a soprano?

Ha Ha!

"How not to raise shitheads." I love it. I think there is a web site in there somewhere. I LOVE IT! Man, I remember those years - 11ish. I got beat up by friends who I thought loved me; lots of riffs, etc. Tough time. Hope your kids come out ok! wink wink.

Me too!