As a physician, this is spot on. Great article. It's amazing how even my coworkers seem to forget the basic science they learned in medical school and develop these faulty beliefs which propagate the problem. Also, VACCINATE YOUR CHILDREN. That is all.

If adopting a no-throwing-yourself-off-of-tall-precipices lifestyle improves your health, it's because colliding with the earth at a high velocity is bad for you—not because you have a congenital sensitivity to wind.

I also see data.

I was prepared to be really pissed off about these spoof ads as I watched SNL.

Or if you're a parent who's dressed up your kid in a racist costume.

Or if you DRESS YOUR KID UP as Ray and have him dragging a doll around, perhaps an interested party should dial up Child Services just to scare those parents straight, even if the child is well taken care of in general. That is not the right lesson to be teaching to elementary schoolers, I think we can all agree on…

(In Charlie Brown's voice)

I think, actually, people hate Ronaldo more because he plays for Madrid than vice versa (he's nowhere near Zlatan levels of arrogance, for example, and people love Zlatan). Barcelona is basically a bandwagon team - they're rich and successful, so you get to be on the winning side more often than not, but the fact that…

Wouldn't you love to drive an S65 AMG for 125,000 miles? I know I would. With a safeguard like a no-deductible warranty I would drive that thing into the ground.

The point was that I also have chronic back pain, it's funny that Steve Nash will be out for a year because he picked up some luggage, and that you're a dolt.

"I don't want to play woth Kobe either."

What high school did you go to, hombre?

You've got the Targa at #1, so these rankings are approved.

It's not just an ad, ya dingus. They literally send this woman out to ring the dinner bell at the opening of dinner service every evening. At the restaurant Paula Deen runs.

Because there is zero chance that Paula Deen, who once proudly recounted the details of an antebellum-themed party she threw and slung the N-word around willy-nilly, is not aware of the historical echoes and symbolism of a rich white woman sending a black woman out to ring the dinner bell. Zero chance. Which means…

It's a helpful rejoinder to the "Ah've learned from mah mistakes, y'all" redemption narrative she's been pushing lately.

I WANT to like it but I can't imagine this thing even being capable of safe highway speeds. Every route would have to be carefully planned to avoid inclines of any kind. CP for me. It's cheap but I don't think it would be remotely usable in the real world.