...marking the first time Big Boi and Andre 3000 had performed together in a decade...

I have no idea how he got through the entire review without mentioning that THE CAP COMES COMPLETELY OFF TURNING IT INTO THE MOST AWESOME CONVERTIBLE PICKUP/SUV MASHUP EVER.

What is a bridge collapse if not a structural issue?

Right? If there's one country in which I'd be more scared of getting shot for doing something like this than the US, it's Russia.

Wait... You're saying it's a good idea for a league in the midst of a domestic violence PR crisis to be playing music that uses boxing as a metaphor for sex?

Hey, their render doesn't look too bad! They're clearly not that great with Photoshop, though, you can tell it's an amateur job. I went ahead and fixed it for them.

The thought crossed my mind. Not just in the night game, either. It seemed like booth and studio announcers were going out of their way to point out bad officiating all day, and there was plenty of it.

Damnit, Torch. I was hoping that by combining this with a FuelShark, the fuel savings would actually make my car produce gas. I was gonna be a gazillionaire!

This was well-reasoned, well-researched, and well-written. Excellent piece on a terrible subject.

I have not been a fan of much about Kinja, but really I love this. It's cleaner and it's a very intuitive layout.

It baffles me that this asshole still tops "highest-paid athletes" lists.

Tomorrow's Headline: Bills Trade Sammy Watkins and CJ Spiller for 2018 Conditional 6th Round Pick and Kitchen Appliance To Be Named Later

So the NFL's (laughably dubious) argument is that they didn't do basic due diligence before meting out a slap on the wrist punishment for a highly public domestic violence case. I guess "we're incompetent" is better at this point than "we fully support wife-beating," but holy shit.

Thank you. It's really not that difficult to just act like a human being and have a basic awareness of your surroundings.

My first thought when I read the story was: if it was a party full of family and friends, why the hell would he have to jump out of a window? Was there really nobody he could have yelled down to who could have saved the kid without breaking their ankles?

My favorite grammar Nazis are the ones who have no idea what they're talking about.

Right?

Yeah, that's a fair point... but man, even with the "special edition" markup: $16-17 million worth of platinum and leather? You'd need that W-16 just to get the damn thing to move, let alone break 200 :)

I'm pretty sure it's $3.14 mil for this version, with the $19 mil referring to the cost if you bought one of each of the other special editions. That is, $19 mil for six Veyrons.

I have never quite understood the Veyron hate around here. I guess it's just that it's a hero that stuck around long enough to see itself turn into a villain. There were so many years of everyone fawning over the car that it was natural for that phase to be followed by the backlash from the inner hipster in all of us.…