Maybe you can get fried haggis bites at whatever the Scottish equivalent to TGIF is.

and copper-clad-aluminum wire was invented by a dutchman looking to save some money!

My favorite line is that copper wire was invented by two Scotsmen fighting over a 1 pence.

Personally, I'd just piss all over both their graves.

Every single person who voted for him deserves to be blamed.

Another person whose grave I would happily dance on.

If his death signals the end of an era, bring it on.

Unfortunately grew up hearing this prick on morning radio. Even when he wasn’t being racist he was an asshole.  He deserves every butthole spider the Bad Place has.

On twitter I noticed a lot of people replying to “Imus was racist” comments with info about his charity for kids with cancer.

Yup. See also: Antonin Scalia.

To quote Moms Mabely, “you shouldn’t say anything about the dead unless it’s good. He’s dead. Good!”

Unfortunately, I did grow up knowing who Don Imus was. I’m having trouble understanding the veiled hagiographies of the fellow bemoaning the end of an era; I always considered him to be abhorrent. (RE Howie Kurtz, he probably deserves almost anything you might say about his journalism...EXCEPT for what dead asshole…

That’s ‘cause the’ve turned this shit up to eleven.  

The Deadspin-G/O Media relationship, perfectly captured in GIF form.

Or a gentleman who thinks it’s not manly to apply deodorant, and walks around in a thick fug of weeks-old, nostril-rotting underarm stank.

Except for us that have migraines induced by bananas. The smell of a banana peel will make me vomit.

Bananas really aren’t all that healthy. They’re basically sugar sticks.

Bringing a ziploc bag for the peel would be the polite thing to do. I would never deny someone a delicious banana.

It’s mostly hubris.