Bah. I’m a socialist, and I also support an extremely robust naval service and air force. I see providing for robust defense as one of the ultimate examples of socialism: we all pitch in, either in money or service, for the good of the defense of all.

I’m not sure that’s true. The last Liberal and Conservative governments in Canada (neglecting Paul Martin, as he wasn’t in office long enough to make a judgement) do conform to that stereotype: under Harper, budgets grew and Canada adopted a more unilateral foreign policy, and it leveraged force; under Chretien,…

Alfas gonna Alfa.

Alfa Romeo is that super hot girl who keeps standing me up for dates, yet for some reason I keep asking her out.

Probably the night that I was riding my NT650 back from shooting photos, stopped at a gas station and saw my best friend cruise by (turns out he was on his way back from the gym) on his white GSXR750, the last time he would ever ride a motorcycle.

Cool story. Paragraphs are cool too...

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During Free Practice at MSR Cresson I was waxing some ass on our Endurance Ninja 250. I had never been to the track before and needed to learn it quickly and there is no better way than on a 250. I continually bombed past a group of 600’s in the twisties only to get burned repeatedly in the (top gear for me, like 4th…

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.

Have we found a German with a sense of humor? Should we alert some sort of scientific journal?

I know, but I don’t think they will ever withdraw the penalty.

No one cares anymore. Rossi is punished, leave it.

I wasn’t aware that rossi kicked him was the controversy. That’s readily apparent.

Congratulations! You are officially That Guy today, November 3rd 2015.

Oh, God...

I don’t really like her and I absolutely loathe her music, but that is seriously fucking hilarious. A+.

Katy Perry was literally a “mic drop.”

‘Hi, we’re America! We build monster trucks for fun! We developed the top fuel dragster, zero to three hundred thirty miles an hour in under five seconds, cause, pfft, we were bored. Piss us off, heh, and see what we build! And we may feel bad about it later! Ask Japan. But before we feel bad…we’re gonna jack you up!…

I believe the correct response to Argentina, in this instance, is “Piss off.”

A: so you can drive with handcuffs on.