Wow is the shit you say. I make no fucking apologies to a racist asshole like yourself. Equating ethnic cleansing with immigration is white supremacist talk. The “white” race is fucked. Because in a couple hundred years, we’re all going to be a nice capuccino color. And all because white boys and girls are…

The annoying part is that he even looks like rapist scum, like, how did he ever get away with this shit? And then Brad Pitt supposedly defending his gf at the time is also bullshit, why the fuck didn't you blow this shit open years ago Brad? Makes me want to beat the shit out of both of them.

But doesn’t the Bill Of Rights still apply, despite it being Florida?

Christ, that strip club sounds like bullshit and a target for a sex trafficking investigation to boot.

P.S. Read it in a Scottish accent, it’ll sound better, particularly the twat bit.

Dude! My dad had a Squareback that couldn’t cross the border in that same color! It couldn’t cross the border on account of it having been flagged by the DEA. Made for a fun trip the first time he tried to cross into the States, we where living in Tecate at the time, and he was told to drop trou and spread them. The…

Take your god damned star, you magnificent bastard.

Rules? We don't need not stinking rules!

This is how English used to be written. Read more, you’ll get used to it. Except for the lol, that guy can fuck right off.

Be the change you seek. My next car is going to be amarillo mírame-ahuevo, aka egg yolk yellow. The joke doesn’t translate that well...

And we think you're dumb too, so it all works out!

Dear Bradley,

Kill 'em with kindness. Now that is a tough one.

Pissing on the current staff is mean and reason to get shit on yourself. Watch it.

If you want skills, you grab a motard. Asphalt and dirt in the same race with slicks on a dirtbike. And don’t forget the jumps. There's a reason GP riders usually aren't allowed to race these, too great a risk of injury.

If you want something that will give your skills a workout, grab a motard. There’s a reason GP riders aren’t usually allowed to run these monsters. Wheelies and stoppies on command with a healthy dose of sliding...

Having ridden dirtbikes, sportbikes, motards, and a bit of dirt track, I’d love nothing more than to test my mettle against him. As much as I hate his faux affable schtick, he has skills despite being over the hill and trailing Marquez. Crossing swords with Marquez would be an absolute squee moment for me in the other…

The idea might have been good, but the bureaucrats fucked up the implementation as per the usual. A fairer method for their culture might have been you get the one shot, unless you have a girl, then try again.

It’s wasted energy, heating the air instead of directly cooking your occupants. The seat heaters in my Golf get a regular workout, and they're good for shits and giggles too, you’ve never played the heated seat game?

No, I’m yelling at you and your ilk for letting your “me first” mentality completely and utterly fuck up the planet’s climate. You lot will be dead and buried, but we’ll be up to our balls dealing with the shitstorm y’all left behind. For fucks sake man, don’t you even care about your grandchildren and great…