If I had known this dress was a thing i could have gotten it for free after my last gyno exam.....

As an occasional guest, I carry a power strip with USB slots, in my carry on luggage. doesn’t weight much or take up much room and and has been handy in places other than the final destination.

cash and chocolate works for me....

Since medicare doesn’t negotiate with the drug companies, even though I have a prescription plan, and my deductible doesn’t happen till $5,000. I’m so screwed. 90 day supply here is almost $3,000. Canadian pharmacy about $600. FOR THE SAME DRUGS!

I suspect purchasing some of these chemicals will ensure a visit from big guys in helmets wear name tags with SWAT on them.....their visit will leave bruises.....

I brought 6 cans of Dennison’s Chili in my carry on (can’t find it in south Florida) the TSA agent was kinda puzzled (they’re always puzzled) but I explained it didn’t explode till after you ate it.......they let me keep it.

Never understood the pressure to get into THE SCHOOL. I was certainly not a stellar HS student. Although I had the brains I had interests outside of the academic slot and with having attended 17 different schools due to my dads climb up the ladder (and the many moves that entailed), there were huge gaps in my…

The thought of all that air between me and the ground makes me throw up in my mouth a little....

What happened to Kevin Ward was horrible but it isn't Tony Stewarts fault. Kevin Ward shouldn't have stepped into the track like he did. My 3 year son knew to stay away from moving vehicles.

lowest bidder......

Not too much I'm afraid. Just the whole thing of symbolism and balancing the scales. Philip Johnson was a total racist ass hole as was Charles Lindbergh with his Nazi rant, eugenics, and fathering children with a wife and three mistresses. You can't erase history to suit the world as you want it to be. It's…

the swastikas you see on brickwork, nearly every where usually has nothing to do with Nazis or that ilk. it's an ancient symbol for wealth, auspiciousness and good fortune. Unfortunately it was co-opted by the fascists. I owned a home with the symbol on my chimney and at first was appalled till I did the research. …

Camero Country, near the trailer parks, where most of them live anyway.......

It isn't your fault! The airlines are making the planes more like cattle cars every day. I flew recently in the middle seat between two very large people. I am size 6. felt like I was in the center of a sandwich. Not pleasant for any of us. We made the best of a bad situation, cursing the fucking cheap airline…

You would think that since it's so difficult to get there few would desecrate or damage anything. I think that's why the petroglyphs along the Green River are still undamaged, difficult to get there and so beautiful to look at.

I cannot even begin to imagine life there. I'm assuming every bit of lumber, fuel, food had to be brought in. How does one stay warm? How does one figure out how much fuel for heat you are going to need? Clothing? I'm assuming bathing and clean cloths are but a dream. Food? (do you bring along a fat guy, just in…

probably for storage. saw the same thing in a girls school in Afghanistan during the taliban rule. still going on I'm sure.

gave their sky wizard a real slap in face

you are just fucking with me. I could not find the candy corn oreos last year and probably won't be able to find the watermelon oreos this year, you fuckers!

The landlord should do a little research and send photos and a list of damages to the parents of all concerned.