I keep hearing this and yet anyone that has taken a high school or even junior high level economics class should have known that Trump’s promise to bring the jobs back was bullshit at best.

I certainly understand that Grantland didn’t invent great content nor did great content disappear when Grantland went away. But having a lot of very good content together at Grantland was appreciated, for me.

Hey, it’s me, your dog.

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

A (very small, comparatively) thing I find odd, is that this guy could be knowledgeable enough to scam his way onto cable news but doesn’t realize it would be incredibly embarrassing to be his age and a campaign fellow.

idk, the contents of this seem to be less about a dude who sees Putin hiding behind every slight or perceived slight and more about a mentally ill dickhead who would be blaming the Reptiloids or the Jews if his bean was bent just a teeny bit differently.

The only way to prevent that is to stop selling booze at football games. That’s obviously not happening, so we have to move our eyes further along the lines to the next possible fix.

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

Remember, when someone can use the r-word and still have the moral highground against you.... you are truly an asshole (or taking an asshole position).

I pace back and forth in the living room during big games.

It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

Not even a little bit. You may be missing the joke.

any of the Hank Williamses

Few classes of people in this world are as batshittedly convinced of their own influence and importance than college newspapers nerds and jesus fuck I miss that world so goddamn much I’m 32 and my DEEP AND IMPORTANT COLLEGE NEWSPAPER EXPERIENCE made me a legal editor in a hidden kingdom of batshit crazy conservative…

But think of my little 7 year old boy Talon who I now need to explain twerking to (after of course he explains what twerking is to me) who upon seeing this flagrant act has immediately started down a road that will lead to prostitution and intravenous drug use!

I remember watching Fisher make the team run sprints for penalties in the preseason games on Hard Knocks, and wondering if they just weren’t showing him working on situational conditioning to reduce those reactions. You know, simulating not moving the ball and getting false starts, or getting in their face when they…

Playing college football is a privilege, not a right. If you can’t have the integrity to avoid illegally purchasing pencils for school, then you can’t be trusted to risk your long term health for the profit of your institution.

I went through 14 months of chemo, radiation, and surgeries for stomach cancer and, against all odds, survived.

What Sager is going through makes my stuff look like a trip to the massage parlor.

This man has more stones than I thought was possible in a single human.

And best of luck to your mom.

To quote Bomani Jones: