How many times do they have to tell you they don’t start serving lunch until 10:15? Your fault at this point imo

A side question: At what point did “Support the Troops” morph into “Worship the Military?”

This is a rare, unusually clean picture. Extra cars are typically parked at a side angle to fit more in, especially during the winter time. There are multiple pickup trucks parked on the street as storage and occasional use.

To be fair, Lochte probably doesn’t know the difference.

I think it makes sense that Barnwell and Lowe didn’t follow him when you look at The Ringer. Grantland’s layout did a better job of visually distinguishing the sports stories from the others (for lack of a better description), and two guys who are known as stellar single-sport writers would have gotten washed away in…

“The act also prohibits municipalities in North Carolina from enacting anti-discrimination policies,^[14] setting a local minimum wage, regulating child labor, or making certain regulations for city workers. The legislation also removes the statutory and common-law private right of action to enforce state…

Aw man. I suck. Well, I’ll just go fuck myself then.

I was trying to think of a joke to make about his giant glove, then I remembered that was Mickey Hatcher’s 86 Fleer. So instead I’m here commenting about the joke I tried to think of that wouldn’t have been germane anyway.

That’s almost as fast as Doug Christie could grow a shadow.

I am certain he could grow a full beard between the first and fourth quarters.

These things force me to never want to put myself in a position where I have to sacrifice everything.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

When I was 11 I was at a week long hockey camp at the University of Maine. My best friend and I realized a couple days in that - cut off from TV (this was 1994) and playing hockey 10 hours a day - no one had any idea of what was going on in the world.

I use a timer because I will forget that I had pasta on. I break the noodles because I learned it from that Michael Keaton movie where he had a terminal disease and was going to die before his kid was born. He made all these videos with life lessons and one of them involved cooking spaghetti. He mentioned the ways you…

Running in the zoo seems like a good choice. It’ll sure as shit make everyone who sees you think “What the fuck are they running from?”

that’s fucking weak - you called this great boxing writing - I clearly refuted it...

It would be nice if he’d done a bit of heavy lifting - such as:

Counterpoint:

I was. And I am now wearing your facts and my shame on my face like the end of a bukkake video.