But he doesn’t even knows how to write, nor he is a weatherman. 

“Speaking of Omarosa, the White House has a new policy that no longer allows staffers to leave their phones outside the Situation Room.”

“Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump are trying to find the New York Times anonymous op-ed perp on their own”

Trump is acting like 14 days is no big deal - and that is true, it is a short amount of time. Which was made shorter on recommendation of Mueller since he plead guilty and cooperated. I would think Trump would not want these guys to see how short their sentence could be if they roll over on Trump - it might convince…

Kim Jong Un of North Korea proclaims “unwavering faith in President Trump.” Thank you to Chairman Kim. We will get it done together!

Guys, let’s get your bets in on who Anonymous is. I can’t imagine his identity will remain secret for long. My money is on Deputy Press Secretary and Deputy Assistant Raj Shah. He was an RNC operative for Romney and Never-Trumper before Trump won the nomination, and he has the kind of background to be disgusted by…

That’s too optimistic. I think, just like Cartman, he thinks people do actually like him, has built his entire self-esteem and ego around that, and the moment any of the truth leaks out that he’s fucking despised he freaks the fuck and convinced himself it must be lies.

People keep saying that but a few things about Trump’s track record make me doubt that. He gave custody of the kids- even his beloved Ivanka- to both his first and second wives so I doubt he’d take Barron now that he’s elderly. He was able to cheat them out of money in the divorces not just because of the prenups but…

Yeah, I’m laughing at “this does not represent the man I know.” This is exactly the man you know, Melania. We ALL know him. Because he’s spent years publicly bragging about his infidelities and sexual exploits. That is, when he’s not insulting and bullying people. Everybody knows he’s an asshole. Even his fans know…

or that she had seen her husband murdered in front of her, her brother-in-law murdered and she wanted to protect her children and needed someone very wealthy and powerful to do so

Which is ironic given that the NFL ownership is comprised of the biggest collection of rich scumbags ever.

Counterpoint:

It ain’t a bug, folks, it’s the feature.

* Checks sympathy meter. *

This is not the married life Melania signed up for. When she hooked up with Trumpy, she was expecting the jet setting lifestyle. She was expecting days where hubby was out doing business and she could hang out in expensive restaurants with her other trophy wife friends and run up the credit cards in Manhattan/Beverly…

Or that “truth is an absolute defense against the charge of libel” is case law that dates back to 1735, well before the US was an independent nation.

At the risk of pushing you over the edge, he’s also failing to understand that libel is a matter of state law. There is no federal libel law to change. 

“TREASON?”

I want a copy of the tape on which is recorded the internal monologue of Ivanka Trump as she is told to learn her place by Steve Bannon. In addition to this, I also request video footage.