THIS! My NPR station did a story on how fewer and fewer people are majoring in education and becoming teachers because it isn't worth it in our state. Our governor is an anti-education jackass and the legislature is the same way.

Yes, tell me more...

I feel like everyone needs a refresher from kindergarten: Keep your hands to yourself! And don't hurt animals!

That's so sweet!

I’m going to call my dad tonight and thank him for never belly aching over my how sister and I weren’t good enough because we weren't boys. This guy is an asshole and his ex is no prize either. Those poor kids.

That makes perfect sense!

These tattoos are why you should find a tattoo artist who specializes in portrait tattoos if you’re detiremined to get a person tattooed on you.

He should serve all 250 years. Even if that means his bones stay in a cell for century.

I got the Naked 1 palette at Thanksgiving when Urban Decay had their Black Friday sale, so I was late to the party too. But I love it! Chopper is my favorite. It's so sparkly!

Or eyeliner? I have to stretch my eyelid at the corners to get it on. I guess it’s eyeliner or looking like a hag.

Would this work in a cooker that doesn't have a steamer basket?

Ugh. Fuck them, forever, with a cactus covered in lemon juice.

Are we sure he's not the actual Easter Bunny?

Yeah. I feel mean, but my first thought was 'dang, those some ugly babies.'

As long as they put the disclaimer about it not being intended to treat, cure, prevent etc. any disease they can skirt the FDA.

Who would want to oil a snake? (Emmett Otter's Jug Band Christmas joke.)

I've seen pics of fibroids removed surgically, and no way would you want to expel them!

I think this is my favorite gif of all time.

I think kids with autism are more likely to have digestive issues so their diets can be restrictive.

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