That makes perfect sense!

He should serve all 250 years. Even if that means his bones stay in a cell for century.

I got the Naked 1 palette at Thanksgiving when Urban Decay had their Black Friday sale, so I was late to the party too. But I love it! Chopper is my favorite. It's so sparkly!

Or eyeliner? I have to stretch my eyelid at the corners to get it on. I guess it’s eyeliner or looking like a hag.

Would this work in a cooker that doesn't have a steamer basket?

Ugh. Fuck them, forever, with a cactus covered in lemon juice.

Are we sure he's not the actual Easter Bunny?

Yeah. I feel mean, but my first thought was 'dang, those some ugly babies.'

As long as they put the disclaimer about it not being intended to treat, cure, prevent etc. any disease they can skirt the FDA.

Who would want to oil a snake? (Emmett Otter's Jug Band Christmas joke.)

I've seen pics of fibroids removed surgically, and no way would you want to expel them!

I think this is my favorite gif of all time.

I think kids with autism are more likely to have digestive issues so their diets can be restrictive.

I signed in just to star this.

I've never had it, but damn if all this isn't making me want to try it!

Holy crap. How did you figure this out? I ask because I'm on nexium and Zantac and still having reflux symptoms so I'm wondering if I have what you do.

I would be worried I'd rip it or otherwise damage it. The ceremony dress had a nice skirt, but the top part just highlighted that she didn't have any boobs.

Considering how much they surely cost I'm surprised they weren't prettier.

I was skeptical that it really looked like that, but you were spot on.

Glad to share! I bought mine from Sephora, but other places (Ulta, Birch Box, etc.) may carry it too.